Getting Real with Mr. Blase

One man's casual observations and critical ruminations on just about every matter that matters – and then a few besides.

Friday, August 8, 2025

Is it really too much to ask...

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These days, now that 97% of the world's females are exclusively screwing only 0.02% of the world's males—(well, and sometimes their ...
Thursday, March 30, 2023

Has it ever occurred to you...

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 ... that social media has become, in essence, an entirely new form of subliminal pornography? — and that, having become such, it might now ...

Some Women: "Why do most guys not talk or make any noise during sex? It's annoying/it pisses me off."

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Well, women of the internet - I'm glad you asked. It's really not that complex: it's a YOU-problem, not a them-problem. It reall...
Wednesday, February 15, 2023

Non-consensual PvP in Gaming: a Sure Path to Long-Term Underperformance

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Most people frame their analysis of PvP vs PvE in games based on a common major error in reasoning: that any particular example of a "r...
Wednesday, February 8, 2023

Just chewin' the Americud

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As proud capitalists, we must never neglect to totally-non-ironically pay homage to the three worst and most popular on-the-dl scams (in no ...
Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Darmok and Jalad at the Merriam-Webster Annual

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Tamarian-isms. STAT! We desperately need Tamarian-isms in the English language. Better yet, we need CELEBRITY Tamarian-isms! Just THINK of...
Saturday, May 18, 2019

Who is Ron Swanson, Ye Ask?

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Ron Swanson, the silver duke of saxophony & hand of The Tammy: first of his name, slaughterer of snowflakes, breaker of hipsters, build...
Sunday, May 12, 2019

The Anti-Vax Bandwagon is STILL Going!?

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  "Harvard Immunologist to Legislators: Unvaccinated Children Pose ZERO Risk to Anyone" Errm, no. Yiiiikes. That arti...
Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Star Trek Playmate

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I'm not Borg, but I want to add your biological distinctiveness to my own. fingerguns  
Saturday, August 18, 2018

Turtles All the Way Down

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I'm glad that some of yesterday's authors are still writing with today's youth in mind. Even if his presentation is sometimes a...
Tuesday, August 7, 2018

Be lazy

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Today I learned that "Some seven-syllable sound" Works every time
Friday, August 3, 2018

7 hours since "I just need to find a high-quality version of one song," and...

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... now I've found this. Not only does it fit right in with classic Ministry, but it might be the most entertaining video on Youtube. ...
Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Wordsagne

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tarseirdinuddlis [ tahr -seer-din-youd-lihs] noun the familiar, comfortable, distinctly erotic, vaguely filthy feeling-cum-sensation...

The Meaning of My Beard

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I often wonder. At times, my wonder wanders toward the undeniable peculiarity that is my beard. Why do I care about it? I might as easily ...

Ramblings on the meaning of art

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Perhaps one reason everyone can find their own way to appreciate art is that everyone understands—in their own way—that the human condition...

Swedish "vaccine ban" social media BS

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Oh man, just... no. First of all, this "news" was almost exclusively reported by fringe clickbait media outlets - such as red...

Well... apparently I don't sleep any more

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So that's a thing.
Sunday, April 15, 2018

On the mental torsion of the subject of abortion

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Ahh, abortion. There are a few popular questions and observations that often crop up when discussing this issue. For instance, wh...
Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Oh, just shoot me

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VIDEO: Bulletproof / Stormproof safe rooms for schools   The unfortunate reality is that security gimmicks won't keep childr...
Friday, November 3, 2017

Happy Thanksgiving 2017

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I'm thankful that Synth is coming back, and that it hasn't yet been completely corrupted by modern influences.
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Mr. Blase
A Cave, WA, United States
Look at my braaaain, my brain is amaaazing! (Give it a lick?). I'm sometimes compelled to convert my creativity into digital ink and slather it all over these not-quite-pages. Imagine a naked guy—covered in oil, rice milk, cloaca cola (not a typo), cheerios, and dirt—throwing himself against a computer monitor in a dark room somewhere while speaking in (mostly obscene) tongues. That's probably me, and this blog is what it looks, sounds & hopefully feels like. Now that I am here, finally, the age of enlightenment will descend upon us with its glorious wings of gilded intellect aflutter! ... right?
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