Tamarian-isms. STAT!
We
desperately need Tamarian-isms in the English language. Better yet, we
need CELEBRITY Tamarian-isms! Just THINK of the potential to obtain
otherwise unimaginable densities of nuance via references to the
impossibly-obtuse lives of celebrity icons.
Here are just a few suggestions off the top of my head (yw M&W, ya old coots!):
"Will Smith, his fist open" = A person so incapable of taking a joke that they have unwittingly made themselves into an even funnier joke.
"Miley Cyrus, her smile spread wide as her legs"
= Any grossly-superficial but seemingly-harmless je ne sais quoi from
which incalculable human suffering will nevertheless inevitably be
derived.
"Kanye, his mouth moving"
= Egregious narcissism, vanity or self-aggrandizement; less commonly,
any person who gives their child a name that warrants court-mandated
therapy for all involved.
"Beyoncé, her fans ravenous"
= Anyone sycophantically-lauded for their vague, nonspecific
advancements of and/or contributions to society that have never actually
occurred.
"Morgan Freeman, his chords resonant" = Any sound that is at once universally and simultaneously soothing and arousing; the antonym of 'misophonia.'
