Has it ever occurred to you to wonder why human beings are such a strange breed of vegetable?
Some have ventured that the beasties are actually poultry, given that they're prone to frequent fits of frenzy and flights of only-ever fancy - and lose their heads over something as paltry as dinner.
In the same way that a grape isn't quite wine waiting to happen, I'm not yet convinced... but all the angry stomping about makes me mirthful nevertheless.
Here a vine, there a pod, but ne'er a swarm of locusts when you need one!
Some have ventured that the beasties are actually poultry, given that they're prone to frequent fits of frenzy and flights of only-ever fancy - and lose their heads over something as paltry as dinner.
In the same way that a grape isn't quite wine waiting to happen, I'm not yet convinced... but all the angry stomping about makes me mirthful nevertheless.
Here a vine, there a pod, but ne'er a swarm of locusts when you need one!
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