Sunday, February 16, 2014

It doesn't take a genius - just a non-idiot...

The following video is hilarious! ... for all of the wrong ironic reasons. Isn't the matriarchal vs patriarchal society non-issue becoming boring for everyone yet? Yes, high-rolling corporate assholes of the female persuasion are still sometimes paid less than high-rolling corporate assholes of the male persuasion in situations where all other factors and contexts are equal and identical... unless, of course, they simply open their mouths and demand appropriate pay before accepting something less than that... which, strangely enough, is exactly as true for men! As for the vast majority of people, earning incomes beneath the 6-figure margin, umm... somebody's not doing their research. Unless I'm mistaken, and this is actually the early 20th century - and that could certainly be the case...

In the parts of real life that actually matter at least a little bit, however, men and women are equally horrible to each other; they've just developed creatively different ways of going about it over the centuries. Anybody who believes otherwise is, well... drinking their own fucking kool-aid. But fuuuuck that true shit! Let's get MAD and SELF-RIGHTEOUS coz it feels GOOD and coz we're all fucking BABIES and all we wanna do is feel like GOOD FUCKIN' BABIES RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW because we fuckin' caaaaaan! RAAAAAR!

Instead of working on the root of the problem, let's continue to invent totally arbitrary and utterly meaningless standards of comparison which require only marginalization as justification... and then ignore the obvious fact that every human being living in society is equally marginalized just by breathing, and that any particular group claiming that they are the "rightful" victim is preaching to a choir of preachers who've been preachers since they were born.

Instead of trying to un-fuck our perceptions of reality, let's just pretend that each of us deserves to have whatever the hell we want, because we want it - ignoring the fact that we have all given up our rights to live lives of any kind of rational or logical sense or progression, and that society is a machine that only functions how it's designed to, and that it requires the explicit cooperation of both men and women to perpetuate ANY of its injustices... almost as if participation is both the cause and the effect!

Let's ignore the fact that anybody involved on any level has no legitimate right to complain about the reality they've courted into enslaving themselves. We're all being existentially raped at all times; arguing semantics makes you a fucking idiot. Look up the word "irrelevant," then look up the word "redundant," and then combine them into one word whose present-day vernacular means both of those things: "activism."

Let's continue to divide and compartmentalize our petty, superficial, short-sighted frustrations over and over and over again until they've been chopped into delusions small and palatable enough that we can turn them into popular focal points for the latest "activism" trend, then devote our lives to them, and eventually become the problem we maybe once sort-of wanted to eliminate.

... Because, as human cogs in human society, that's exactly what we do!

Here's just one more totally unremarkable drop in the bucket to demonstrate (see video below).

I have unfortunate news, unknown French filmmakers: the stink of everyone's shit is the ONLY thing at all equitable about human society, but you can make yours stink even worse when you whine and throw it all over the internet. Your "is not! - is too!" point would be clearer if you didn't dress it up in adult clothes. If it were me, I would have just filmed 10 minutes of a sippy cup full of apple juice against a backdrop of some scattered cheerios and called it "MOMMMMMMM! His pile of cheerios is bigger than mine!"

This is to intellectual relevance as Honey Boo Boo is to sane parenting.

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