Fame
--Begin by whining repetitive cliches to power chords copied from your "Electric Guitar for Dummies" book;
--Continue generic noise for exactly 3 minutes and 11 seconds, jumping in place on stage occasionally;
--Combine with gimmicks pioneered by the poseurs of the previous generations;
--Stir in obnoxious necktie or any other trendy/counter-trendy personal affectations;
--Finish with a pair of ripped or pre-faded jeans and artificial hair color of any kind (hair color may be substituted for emo comb-over, curls with a baseball hat, or mohawk as desired);
--Garnish with occasional drug use or eating disorders;
--Add a pinch of salesmanship as desired for best presentation.
Serve with a fervent insistence that you are the first and only person to have ever done it this way.
Feeds 1 to billions.
--Continue generic noise for exactly 3 minutes and 11 seconds, jumping in place on stage occasionally;
--Combine with gimmicks pioneered by the poseurs of the previous generations;
--Stir in obnoxious necktie or any other trendy/counter-trendy personal affectations;
--Finish with a pair of ripped or pre-faded jeans and artificial hair color of any kind (hair color may be substituted for emo comb-over, curls with a baseball hat, or mohawk as desired);
--Garnish with occasional drug use or eating disorders;
--Add a pinch of salesmanship as desired for best presentation.
Serve with a fervent insistence that you are the first and only person to have ever done it this way.
Feeds 1 to billions.
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