Exactly! This guy GETS it: "war FOR peace."
Sometimes you gotta break a few hundred thousand bodies with bullets to make an omelette, right?
And sometimes you just gotta burn a few family trees to the ground to light that propane stove - otherwise, when you bring home those hard-won economic yolks from your righteous foreign ventures, you'll have no way to make said omelette!
Breakfast being the most important meal of the day... I just don't see any way around it; a bunch of Iraqis gotta die.
Hell, if we don't keep bombing the shit out of random countries all over the world, someday we might not have the right to bomb the shit out of random countries all over the world at all.
... And who's gonna make our omelettes then? US!? F--- that! Bombs away!
Sometimes you gotta break a few hundred thousand bodies with bullets to make an omelette, right?
And sometimes you just gotta burn a few family trees to the ground to light that propane stove - otherwise, when you bring home those hard-won economic yolks from your righteous foreign ventures, you'll have no way to make said omelette!
Breakfast being the most important meal of the day... I just don't see any way around it; a bunch of Iraqis gotta die.
Hell, if we don't keep bombing the shit out of random countries all over the world, someday we might not have the right to bomb the shit out of random countries all over the world at all.
... And who's gonna make our omelettes then? US!? F--- that! Bombs away!
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