The Japanese have uncovered a relic of Mozart's long lost "Tobacco Opera" encoded in previously-unknown modern notation!
Could it be that our pal Wolfgang was actually a psychic with
foreknowledge of times to come? Was he perhaps also a brilliant scientist who
secretly developed a perfect algorithm that could predict all possible
futures?
— Or is he really a secret agent of Philip Morris, bearing glad tidings of "healthful social indulgences" through time? If any modern entity were capable of constructing and powering a time machine, it would surely be the tobacco industry...
Only the Japanese know, it seems. Alas, the answer will probably never be—accurately—translated into English.
— Or is he really a secret agent of Philip Morris, bearing glad tidings of "healthful social indulgences" through time? If any modern entity were capable of constructing and powering a time machine, it would surely be the tobacco industry...
Only the Japanese know, it seems. Alas, the answer will probably never be—accurately—translated into English.
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