Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Weeeee...

As human civilization continues to circle the drain in its decrepit dingy of denial, I find myself failing to muster enough energy even to laugh anymore as everyone aboard screams "Yayyyyy - faster!"

— "Thank god there's no age limit for THIS ride," the younger ones say excitedly;

— "I'm so happy we worked hard so we can afford this for our children," the older ones say proudly;

"Well, looks like we can still get away with charging more from the next generation," say the puppet masters knowingly from inside their nearby submarine...



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