Dear God,
Of all the places you've never been, Facebook is the one that makes the most sense for you to inhabit.
Please, master, tickle me with electricity if this mere mortal's musings muss up my master's moratorium on meaningful deviations from tradition, but might I suggest a chapter in the New-New Testament on the subject of philosophy? I've heard that the concept of rational thought is so highly prized in Heaven, even, that only the most exquisite heavenly alcohols are derived from its distilled essence - and that it is so rare and valuable that nearly none of your flock will ever taste it in either their now- or after-lives.
What a gift that would be!
Sincerely,
Of all the places you've never been, Facebook is the one that makes the most sense for you to inhabit.
Please, master, tickle me with electricity if this mere mortal's musings muss up my master's moratorium on meaningful deviations from tradition, but might I suggest a chapter in the New-New Testament on the subject of philosophy? I've heard that the concept of rational thought is so highly prized in Heaven, even, that only the most exquisite heavenly alcohols are derived from its distilled essence - and that it is so rare and valuable that nearly none of your flock will ever taste it in either their now- or after-lives.
What a gift that would be!
Sincerely,
Sincerity
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