Jabroni and Their Asinine Rhetoricolor Dreamboat

When they cry

"Straight,"
"Racist,"
"Privilege,"

 "Cis,"
 "Patriarch,"
 "Pessimist,"

  "-phobic,"
  "-phile,"
  "Conservative,"

   "Matters,"
   "-rights,"
   "Prejudice,"

A security blanket's all that is:
Insulating a narcissist,
Proxying self-ignorance,

 Delusions of dogmatic grandeur notwithstanding
 Your fine-tuned rhetorical bandstanding
 For the stage show status quo's demanding more
 Fallacious anti-intellectual grandstanding
 And cancellation of yet more upstanding;

Shuffling right to far-left right now in lock-armed copedance,
Along with the audience rapt with hot-eyed confuseberance,

Oblivious to the fulminant shlurps of shticking feet
 atop the feculent ocean of festering spat-up
  washed-out savory fucking drivelgum
   hardening palpably to the beat beneath
    all the world's floccillating idiot-elite's
     aplombly-attention-deficit non-ideas -

- draped warmly across their lapdog laps,
 - positively septic with self-affirmed applause...

    Always and only ever stumbling 'cross invisible roots
     of their so-called "noble causes."