Friday, January 9, 2009

Communion ala Little Caesar!

Satan loves me,
This I know...
For he shook my hand
And told me so...
He looked into my eyes and said,
"Bad news. You lose, man: god is DEAD."

But I just cracked a wicked grin,
And gave poor Satan's head a spin...
I said that I'd known all along;
I'd been there at the end, in trust,
When good ol' Jesus bit the dust -
And I baked his flesh into this scrumptious,
Pan-style,
(Oh my lord, Kyle!)
"Jeez-stuffed" PIZZA CRUST!

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