No doubt at the behest of their silent shepherds in Marketing, sheeple nevertheless appear to now be questioning the *sense* of fully shearing their nether-wool. It's a Christmas miracle!
Thank our precious American baby boy Jesus that we have so few concerns or obligations of importance that we can afford to not just think about but to also write (at length), comment, vote, and have intense feelings of any kind... about pubic hair.
THAT'S freedom, folks. Freedom! It's also "insanity"... but, aw hell, either way it's the greenest pasture a flock like this can ever hope for. This just makes me so god-damned excited and proud to be a part of the best god-damned human civilization that's ever declared itself a god-damned human civilization, ever.
Baa-a-a-a raa-a-am puu-u-u-u-bes!
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